Covens
Covens (there are no secret societies in Lancre what with Nanny Ogg being inquisitive and Granny Weatherwax borrowing things)
The Lords and Ladies are on the way and assistance dealing with them might be useful or sensible even with the aid of the Lancre standing Army (Shawn Ogg1) especially as Nanny will be watching over your shoulders and walking along behind you.
The Covens of Slice, Badass and Skund mostly have leaders and deputy leaders… ok we’ll temporarily call you witches and other witches (don’t let granny know please…. She’ll come and stare at me…. whimper). They themselves will need people to assist and take part as a coven of one doesn’t have much discussion possibilities. Searching, planning drinking, beating elves, theme songs (so they can’t get close to find out what you’re up to) and even possibly working together…. All these are possible / probable 2
Please indicate your willingness to partake on the form when booking or contact monks@dwcon.org
1 Apart from when he’s sitting down or sleeping 2 delete as applicable (probably the slash)
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Slice Coven
The Slice Coven is led by Feyd and Batty, who took time from the launch of their new range of safety hats for witches to explain:
Down among the cities of the Sto Plains, the tiny mountain country of Lancre is the popular image of a remote rural backwater.
In Lancre Town, "the Boondocks" means Slice, a huddle of farmhouses past Razorback and up again from Bad Ass. It lies, therefore, in Granny Weatherwax's territory. The residents of Slice and area are regarded as hillbillies even by the not-very-sophisticated populace of the central region.
Slice and environs contain two notable geographic features- the original Rock and a Hard Place and The Place Where The Sun Does Not Shine (this one is further away than you might expect). You don't want to be caught in between them!
It is also the home of the hat maker Vermissage - whose new collection of safety hats for the witches comes in a fetching shade of orange (the new black apparently) with a chic reflective band. They're as safe as houses and can be seen modeled by many of the village statues and wildlife on a Saturday night.
While they are helping the witches, the coven leaders are, according to granny, two of the best people in slice (population 7). However, they currently have a few extra denizens due to some of the people playing gigs in the area wanting a pizza slice of the action. Playing gigs there toughens people up as noted by "the Great Astoundo, fresh from the Court of Klatch (and Gladys)", being faced with Granny staring at them toughens or breaks them.
The coven welcomes people and creatures of all persuasions with the note of “Please don’t upset our witch. Not because it will annoy her but we don't like the aftershocks.“
Our members:
A115
Neil 'Grucacious' Webber
A128
Miss Anita Squires
A157
Lady Margolotta
A165
«Anonymous»
A171
tiggy
A180
Mr Alexander Northam
A183
Connor Plumb
A208
#7
A212
Igor
A213
Duracella
A217
Mrs Gina Mees
A226
Sylv
A265
«Anonymous»
A272
Jason
A283
Old Stoneface Vimes
A296
Havelock Vetinari Jr
A298
Richard of Quirm
A327
Miss Jennifer Austen
A331
Miss Lucy
A338
Ms Aisling Barnett
A339
Ms Simone Barnett
A349
Mr Hiu-Kwong Li
A359
Constable V Tier
A370
Mr Matthew Callanan
A371
Ms Claire Callanan
A424
Joy
A443
Miss Martina Pittori
A450
Der finstere Fred
A451
Mr. Bianco
A452
Tiana
A456
Ms Nicola Rider
A458
Miss Jane Hesling
A461
Batty
A463
Feyd
A488
Miss Andrea Sheady
A527
Rosemary Fineren
A543
Ms Helen Sanderson
A555
Matthew
A556
Sophie
A568
Vicky X. Nitt
A569
Mistress Mason
A579
Mrs Jane Abbott
A599
Mr Russell Caton
A606
Darchip
A607
Mrs Kim Dachtler
A608
Mrs Michelle Brookbanks
A609
Mr Thomas Dachtler
A623
Sandra’s wyrd sister
A624
Roger of Chepstow
A648
Deirdre
A655
Darflame
A656
Darchisel
A657
Darrock
A678
Jogibaer
A685
Lady Sandra Ramkin
A716
Dat's Me
A717
Sh'rt Azs
A745
Feegle AA Ron
A750
Young Sam V.
A756
Sir V
A799
Complete Twit
A800
Ms liz Kliman
A805
Witch Agnė
A807
Periwinkle
A820
octironstar
A836
«Anonymous»
A858
Mr Alan Martin
A859
Professor Beautyfy
A889
Eleanor
A897
Mrs Taru Tikkanen
Badass Coven
The Bad Ass Coven is led by Probably Rachel and Shivers. When interviewed in the snug of the Goat and Compass, this is what they had to say:
Witches and villagers of Bad Ass (or Disobedient Donkey to those of a delicate nature): Beware the Gentry!
We've been told by that Nanny Ogg over Lancre town way that they're infiltrating the whole of Lancre and all Covens will need to work together and help hold them off. Us Bad Ass peoples have always been as stubborn as the donkey our patch is named for. We won't take kindly to no Lords and Ladies round here, so come join us defending Lancre from em!'
We are a small but mighty community, which a writer may have described as “as close-knit to the point of a trawlerman's sock, where front doors are only used by brides and corpses and back doors are always left unlocked.” Get signed up to the Bad Ass Coven and we'll send the gentry packing. We've always been right proud of our smithy, so we'll have access to iron aplenty.
Bad Ass people ain't afeared of strange magics as our own little Esk can tell ya, and we'll welcome in any from Lancre or further afield to help our Coven.
Our members:
C79
Mrs Lettice Earwig
A127
Rachael Weatherwax
A138
Otto Chriek
A155
Jeanie Mac
A159
Andrew Nevill
A162
Roisis
A163
K4Kevie
A188
Ms Lila Pearce
A197
Nicnoc bagshawl
A202
Sarahjane Rands
A205
Ask Me Later
A206
Gina Sonneville
A211
Farley Fantastique
A215
Mini Nomi
A218
Graham
A219
Ms Michelle Shepherd
A222
Louise X Sparrow
A223
Dr TreeHugger (Knight)
A224
Probably Rachel (Knight)
A230
Hannah
A245
Of The Badge The Name
A248
Xrith
A251
Vicky
A256
Uwe
A267
Mr Alistair Garrett
A268
Andrea Swinsco
A281
Queen Beth
A282
Mr Jay Haughton
A290
Imp y Céarle
A295
Passerby
A305
Dinodax
A321
Ms Karen Rowland
A335
Jan Mort
A361
Sheer Luck Holmes
A386
Sadie (Agony Aunt)
A387
Dotsie (Agony Aunt)
A403
Ms Jessica Wright
A405
KerryinCork
A441
Alice
A476
Just-Alex
A477
Mrs Corinne Brooks
A492
Rhiannon
A493
Mr P
A494
Mrs.P
A502
Zastai
A528
Ms Rachel Titcombe
A529
Ms Jayne Watkins
A540
Mole
A541
Catrine
A542
Mrs Rachel Garrett
A563
Miss mandy gorst
A566
Joan O'Callaghan
A573
Mr Allen Jennison
A578
Jules
A619
Mrs Kate Wolseley-Charles
A620
Witch Finder Russ Wolseley-Charles
A632
Ms Nancy Wolff
A636
Ms Eskarina Wright Chincharo
A646
Mrs Trisha Power
A647
SJ Power
A658
Doughnut the Driver
A661
Lyn Moger
A662
Lorenzo Chicken
A663
Trudi
A664
Jewels
A669
Ms Emma Jones
A671
Cole Corvin
A673
Mr Jonathan Ellis
A676
Ms Karen Nayler
A683
Molly
A694
Conina
A695
Mr Adrian Gosling
A697
Paul Orc Like
A705
Mr Jason Medhurst
A710
Lisa FA
A719
Twoflower Vimes
A720
Lady Sybil Vimes
A737
Dee Hugs MacWhirter
A738
MR MARTIN COULE
A742
Debra
A781
Mitzi Wright
A785
Her Highness Kaitlyn Franco
A787
Shivers
A797
«Anonymous»
A803
Mrs Miranda Bryden
A804
Mr James Davies
A810
Miss Lisa King
A825
Fenja
A835
Ms Devon Masarati
A838
Siobhan
A839
Jack
A860
Kit
A865
Nojmul
A866
Nanna Marples
A873
Rachel
A881
Ptaclusp IIc
A882
Mrs Mandy Lynch
A883
Mr Jeffrey Curd
A885
Ms Anita O Sullivan
A886
«Anonymous»
Skund Coven
The Skund Coven is led by Torak and Essy, who interrupted their planning dinner at their newly-formed Institute to give us a leaflet:
Immersed in one of the highest magic densities on the Disc, Skund sits in rugged woodlands full of ambulatory trees. With this magical marinade it is perhaps unsurprising that the local coven has, in partnership with the Unseen University's Department of Regional Cross-Cultural Gustatory Studies, launched the Queen Agantia Institute for Magical Gastronomy. (They do very good departmental dinners.)
The Institute welcomes witches, wizards and unaffiliated scholars of any species and vital status. We particularly welcome divers and metallurgical investigators for next summer's research on the Potent Voyager wreck site.
Our members:
A110
KittyNic
A111
Drunken Hedghog
A121
Vicky
A126
SpideyGirl
A131
Miss Jennifer Arnold
A140
Tori
A151
Patterner
A160
Lindsey
A161
Tilda
A169
Martha
A195
Ophelia Grubb-Badger
A199
Linda
A204
«Anonymous»
A216
Mr Robert Baldridge
A220
Dragon!!!!!
A229
Ana
A246
Sue
A247
Paul
A252
FerLin
A253
Ms Cathie McEvoy
A291
Skiye
A320
Kelly
A352
Mister Richard Kirk
A383
Feles
A417
Miss Lindsey Lerwill
A426
Rincewynd
A447
Helen Cordingley
A448
Squidgy
A449
Anna Farquharson
A460
Mx Jackdaw Vaughan
A475
Labrat
A483
Lucy
A484
Cat
A512
Stibbons
A524
Gemma
A546
Graham 'the Teddy' Bearn
A574
Dawn
A605
Essy
A667
Amy Sibley
A668
Mr Phil Jones
A713
Mrs Rachel Blakeman
A714
Adam
A723
Dr Paul Matthews
A724
Mr Theo Matthews
A735
Sophie Beland
A764
Torak
A796
Eric Jarvis
A830
Francois Sonneville
A831
Rosie Parsons
A843
Zoe F.
A844
Quartz
A862
Sahra
A863
Nigel
A864
At
A878
Ms Zarich Catlin-Hallett
A879
Mr Will Catlin-Hallett
A896
Marlina 'Abi' Boleyn