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7 June 2022

by Roy Ayres

Please note that, sadly, we can only sell the Convention merchandise to Attending Members.

Each Discworld Convention is an unforgettable experience and it is always fun to have little reminders afterwards, or sometimes not so little. We have put together a portfolio to suit every pocket, all available to pre-order right now and up to Sunday 17 July, to collect when you get to Lancre. Almost all of them will also be available at the Convention for those little impulse buys, although it is pot luck whether someone else nabs the last example before you get there.

Pre-ordering will guarantee your purchase - and you can order as many times as you like between now and the cut-off date.

This isn't an exhaustive list and you can't order directly from here - see our online store  for that - but hopefully it will whet your appetite!

Some important information about the ordering process:

  • Before you can make payment, the system will pause your transaction so that postage can be calculated.
  • Yes, we know that there is no postage because you will be collecting at the Convention; the system will nevertheless pause your transaction.
  • A while later you will receive an email with a link to your transaction so you can make your payment.
  • Once you have paid there is one further step if you are buying coloured clothing or luggage tags: Please email and be sure to include your name, badge number and the item colour choice or choices. (Unless you want black clothing, white tags or silver hip flasks, which is what you will receive if you don't email your choices.)
  • Please ensure that is whitelisted by your mail client - see our article on how to whitelist


  • T shirts in unisex, ladies and childrens sizes in a variety of colours
  • Polo shirts, black with embroidered logo
  • Zip-neck or full zip Hoodies in several colours

Important:If you don't choose a color, you will receive a black T-shirt or hoodie. You choose your colour after you have chosen your size and completed the purchase - send an email to and be sure to include: your name, badge number and the item colour choice or choices.

Drinking vessels:

  •   Engraved tankards (pre-order only, limited availability)
  • Engraved hip flasks, in either silver or a very stylish black finish (pre-order only, limited availability)
  • Travel coffee mugs
  • Greebo or Nanny Ogg china mugs (pre-order only)
  • Insulated water bottles


  • Button badges with 8 different characters to collect
  • Greebo pin badges in 4 versions: black, full colour, gold and silver
  • Pogs, also with 8 characters to collect

And more:

  • Greebo or Nanny Ogg A5 Notebooks (pre-order only)
  • Key rings
  • Luggage tags in a choice of colours
  • Foldable shopping bags
  • Wristbands in adult and child sizes